yesterday i made a contract with the grandparents! look below. {not edited}

Whereas I, Grace Wheturangi Adjua Clark, the undersigned, do wish to help my adoring, precious and loving grandparents, as well as save up for an iPod touch, associated applications, and spending money, hereby propose to assorted domestic assignments as outlined in Articles 1, 2 and 3, as established below, for corresponding compensation of a monetary nature.
Article 1. Internal Cleaning Duties.
bis 1. To clean the bathrooms once a week or every other week for compensation of $5 each.
bis 2. To vacuum at a pro rata rate of $10 per floor/level of the domestic abode.
bis 3. To dust at a rate of $10 per room.
Article 2. External Cleaning Duties
bis 1. expungement and repulsion of external grime pertaining to the chariots of the Grandparents, or cars exhibiting more than one and less than 3 axels, at a rate of $5 per axel.
bis 2. locomotary elimination and eradication of dirt through use of a newfangled device in the interior of said chariot, at a rate of $3 per axel.
bis 3. Perambulation of a sweeping device with the express intention of removal of foliage and other detritus from the anterior and posterior porches, at a rate of $5.

Article 3. Other duties as agreed between the parties, but only with the express volition of progenous contractor.

Remuneration is to be provided in cash, and not in other financial instruments, at the provision of each service. Extension of credit shall incur interest at the prevailing US Treasury Bill rate plus 3%. The interest may be compounded daily .

In conclusion, I appreciate the opportunity to tender for your services, and look forward to your earliest acceptance.

This contract not to be legally binding until notarized.

Signed

Grace Wheturangi Adjua Clark
Progenous Contractor




Amelia Helen Boss & Roger Stenson Clark
(jointly and severally)
Venerable Grandparents

Dated this 28th Day of April 2011, at Haddonfield, NJ

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1 All monetary amounts are in US Dollars or GBP
2 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
3 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
4 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
5 Quoth the bard “Out, Out, damn spot”
6 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
7 A word that a. Deserves greater franchise, b. behumbles those who are lucky enough to employ it and c. for which there are no synonyms in Microsoft Word.
8 For the elimination of doubt, driveways and paths are specifically excluded in this proposal. Further rates can be negotiated upon request.
9 But not until the said progenous contractor has completed “Algebra 1”.