yesterday i made a contract with the grandparents! look below. {not edited}

Whereas I, Grace Wheturangi Adjua Clark, the undersigned, do wish to help my adoring, precious and loving grandparents, as well as save up for an iPod touch, associated applications, and spending money, hereby propose to assorted domestic assignments as outlined in Articles 1, 2 and 3, as established below, for corresponding compensation of a monetary nature.
Article 1. Internal Cleaning Duties.
bis 1. To clean the bathrooms once a week or every other week for compensation of $5 each.
bis 2. To vacuum at a pro rata rate of $10 per floor/level of the domestic abode.
bis 3. To dust at a rate of $10 per room.
Article 2. External Cleaning Duties
bis 1. expungement and repulsion of external grime pertaining to the chariots of the Grandparents, or cars exhibiting more than one and less than 3 axels, at a rate of $5 per axel.
bis 2. locomotary elimination and eradication of dirt through use of a newfangled device in the interior of said chariot, at a rate of $3 per axel.
bis 3. Perambulation of a sweeping device with the express intention of removal of foliage and other detritus from the anterior and posterior porches, at a rate of $5.

Article 3. Other duties as agreed between the parties, but only with the express volition of progenous contractor.

Remuneration is to be provided in cash, and not in other financial instruments, at the provision of each service. Extension of credit shall incur interest at the prevailing US Treasury Bill rate plus 3%. The interest may be compounded daily .

In conclusion, I appreciate the opportunity to tender for your services, and look forward to your earliest acceptance.

This contract not to be legally binding until notarized.

Signed

Grace Wheturangi Adjua Clark
Progenous Contractor




Amelia Helen Boss & Roger Stenson Clark
(jointly and severally)
Venerable Grandparents

Dated this 28th Day of April 2011, at Haddonfield, NJ

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1 All monetary amounts are in US Dollars or GBP
2 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
3 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
4 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
5 Quoth the bard “Out, Out, damn spot”
6 plus appropriate sales tax if required in the jurisdiction
7 A word that a. Deserves greater franchise, b. behumbles those who are lucky enough to employ it and c. for which there are no synonyms in Microsoft Word.
8 For the elimination of doubt, driveways and paths are specifically excluded in this proposal. Further rates can be negotiated upon request.
9 But not until the said progenous contractor has completed “Algebra 1”.

Today was awesome. We went on this tour of Philidelphia as well as seeing the constituton museum. During the tour we learnt that that person who desighned the love sculpture, love park Plilidelphia, made it with a wonky o. whenever people asked him "Why did you do a wonky o?" he would say "because love is not perfect". this makes sense as all of his marriages didn't quite work out. His name was Edmond Bacon, you may be more familiar with his son, Kevin Bacon. Love park is the best place for skateboarding in America, but unfortunately skateboarding is baned. Edmond was annoyed that not all people could all enjoy this amazing park. In a partition against this, at the age of 91, Edmond Bacon skateboarded in this park and as a result, was fined $220. He never boarded again. We also saw the original liberaty bell and it's crack. Did you know that Philidelphia was the capital of America in 1790-1800? At the constituton museum, the was this amazing talk on us deciding and being a democracy. There was also facts on slavery wich made me almost cry. All those African-Americans, going through all that pain. We had the best aisian food I have had in ages... It was very entertaining as it was all vegetarian!! That means sweete and sour pork made of walnuts or spare ribs from baby corn. All the meat was not meat but veges. We also had mock duck. My cousins came over tonight and are staying. Tomorrow I will hang out with my three cousins {all under 5 - 13 months, 3 and 4} We had the worst chocolate EVER!!!! Horrible flavours, sooo sour and sooooo inventive bad it doesn't help. I mean flavours like cranberry with extra sourness, honey, sour bilberry {in the blue berry family}, rowan berry/mountain ash berries and black current.

**GRACE**

YES!!!!! I have been waiting AGES to get this far... the lady at the check in desk didn't have all the details about our flight. we are flting Welly to Auckland to San Fran and finally Phillie {Philidelphia}. theycould only find up to San Francisco. It took a long time but we made it to the koru lounge. lets just hope united {worst airline EVER!!} isn't as bad...

we are being called!!!!

bye chat soon

-Grace

Hello! this is my new blog!!

I will post more later but...

here it is!

Grace